ms syndrome

aka. medical student syndrome

chief complain:

a constellation of non-related complains ranging from mild cold till life-threatening neurological symptoms....

involving all the 7 main systems of the body.....

ps: basically will complain of whatever bermacam2 disease that they are currently studying...

and will keep on changing according to the rate of study and their current posting

but the last sentence will usually be: i think i'm dying soon....

symptoms:

usually corresponds to the current disease that they are studying...

end with: feel like dying soon....

also frequently changed according to the rate of study and their current posting...

signs:

also correspond to the signs of the current disease that they are studying...

the ending is still the same: signs of impending death....

still...frequently changed according to the rate of study and current posting....

so, after crap-ping for so long...

being a typical medical student,

i also can't be escaped from this highly infectious occupational disease,

here go my list:

i was suspected to have:

1. bipolar - due to frequent episodes of maniac, hypomaniac and depression attacks....liak-kong~

2. some sort of brain tumors - due to an attack of syncope^^ i'm PARANOID by the way...

3. hyperthyroidism - tremors, heat intolerance, high cold tolerance...FEVER!!!

4. dengue - fever AGAIN...somemore staying in a highly 'endemic' area....

5. obsessive compulsive disorder - my feet, my hair, hand-washing....haiz....

6. chronic fatigue syndrome - asyik tired saja, sikit2 pun dah SOB (shortness of breath)

7. narcolepsy- sleep and sleepy and sleep again, but still sleepy....

8. o&g induced hypertension and heart failure - "jokers, i will fail u all, nonsense...."

so, the list goes on, and i'm having nacrolepsy attack...niteZ....